They're usually 90 degrees.

Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business!

Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!

Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens A: a meowntain

Q: What do you call a baby monkey? A: A Chimp off the old block.

 Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato were trying to "ketchup"!

Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock? A: It went back four seconds.

Q: What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies? A: An ambulance.

Q: Where do crayons go on vacation? A: Color-ado!

Q: Why did the belt get arrested? A: He held up a pair of pants.

Q: What is heavy forward but not backward? A: Ton.

Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman? A: Froze-T

 

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