Black Friday special.

Stay at home and save 100%.

Government recently announced it is going to expand the war on terror to theme parks by making haunted houses illegal.

 What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?

“Make me one with everything.”

I went into a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?”

I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.  

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

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