More Hilarious One-Liner Jokes

  • A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on his shoulder.  He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.  Tommy Cooper
  • I just got lost in thought.  It was unfamiliar territory
  • I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much. Victor Borge
  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  • Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Steve Wright
  • Rufus always slept with his gun under his pillow.  Hearing a noise at the foot of the bed, he shot off his big toe.

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