Hilarious One-Liner Jokes

  • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.  Then it hit me.
  • It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds.
  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
  • Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
  • It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic, and 200 million to make a film about it.
  • Funny names for children: Hazel Nutt, Phil Hole, Anna Sasin and Doug Graves.
  • Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!

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